February 2012
"Ew, you like him? He's like 30 something."
sinclairsnape:
tateandtennant:
harrypotterandtheblog:
annachibi:
indiethelorax:
30 something? How about 43?
How about 52?
Uh…he’s 66. Does this mean I win?
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This new school I’m going too, it seems like the maths teachers are all perverts wtf?
I mean, one supposedly got suspended for two weeks, it’s notorious that he’s been called a pervert for years now, for absolute years. With claims like, looking up girls skirts, and getting them to bend over and pick stuff up and just shit like that that’s freaky because he LOOKS like a...
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someone I hardly know is like
‘I worry so much for you, you’re going to get yourself into trouble oneday, teenagers now start to act like adults. adults arent as nice as children. you cant handle pain, you cant handle abuse omg youre a delicate little flower if someone says anything rude about you you’ll cry and be crushed.’
Seriously dude, seriously? Ok. Believe that.
I got kicked out of a chemistry class today.
thesecretmichan:
merchel:
itsawonderfulygreatlife:
Apparently walking into a chem class (that is in the basement) with two buddies wearing robes, and asking if it was potions is frowned upon.
Oh well.
It was great.
High approval rating.
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
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I’m getting really confused at the amount of people actually messaging me on Facebook to LIKE their photos?!
Like excuse me for thinking they were being actually nice,
but then it’s like ‘ahaha I like your photo. I dont know if I like mine. I have so few likes! Could you like it? I need more. Like. it’s an uneven number and it bugs me xxxxxxxx’
and I’m like.
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viele-eifersucht:
Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...
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my brother just showed me his mathematics book
Brother: *Filled whole page with Rage comic faces*
Teacher: *when marking, scribbles 'Don't do this!'*
Brother: *Scribbled back, 'But it's epic?'*
Teacher: *Next time checking book, 'I know, but if you do it again you'll have to get a new book'*
Brother: *Scribbles underneath. 'U mad bro?'
Teacher: *Next time marking work. Scribbles underneath, 'NEW BOOK NEEDED!'*
Brother: *Scribbles 'okay' face.*
Me: .......how are you even passing
dont-be-a-whorecrux asked: Oh man, I just sent you a message that I meant to send to someone else! I'm sorry! Haha.
Just imagine what will happen next year with...
rosetylerofstarcommand:
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You know what's funny? I just realized that Evan...
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